Jun 17, 2017
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Best lines from Nick offerman/Ron Swanson!

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Quotes from Nick offerman and his character in parks and recreation Ron Swanson

Aside from Anime i also enjoyed Parks and Rec so here are some Quotes from the actor and the character he plays in Parks and Rec that i liked, enjoy!

  1. Starting off with a tough blow,”I’d wish you the best of luck but i believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures” (Ron Swanson)
  2. “The only thing i hate more than lying is skimmed milk which is water that’s lying about being milk” (Ron Swanson)
  3. “If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt” (Nick Offerman)
  4. “Never half-ass two things, whole ass one thing” (If only i did anything at all, what can i say procrastination is hard)
  5. “Fishing relaxing me. It’s like Yoga, except I still get to kill something.” (Ron Swanson)
  6. “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets” (Ron Swanson)
  7. “Kids born in the year 2000 will never have to worry about forgetting how old they are” (Nick Offerman)

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Hello! Welcome to my account, I love all sorts of things mainly TV shows and anime so expect almost all my posts to be related to these sorts of things, enjoy!

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